"O Topless Hotties of O Negocio, Just My New Favorite Show"

"O Topless Hotties of O Negocio, Just My New Favorite Show"

It's a popular show on HBO Brazil, perhaps in part because it seems to consist of non-stop nudity from beautiful women. (And men, I suppose.)

I spent a lot of time in Brazil, and I liked it very much, but I had a small quibble. The women all seem to be young and gorgeous, but so do the men, and I was 40+ at the time so I was only doing so-so. The only women really interested in me were either golddiggers or women who found blond men to be a novelty.

I did much better in Hungary, for example, where the women all seem to be gorgeous and the men all look like members of Duck Dynasty. Any guy who owns a razor and deodorant can make out like Errol Flynn.