Thursday, July 23, 2015

Never Go To A Nude Beach In A Lightning Storm

"Never Go To A Nude Beach In A Lightning Storm"

I'll bet you're wondering "whay would a nude beach be any different from any other beach? Shouldn't you avoid any beach in a lightning storm.

Turns out a penis is a perfect lightning rod.

That's the REAL story about Ben Franklin, who was a nudist.

Nah, I'm just fuckin' witcha, although Franklin was sort of into nudity. You should also avoid non-nude beaches in a lightning storm.

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