I'll bet you're wondering "whay would a nude beach be any different from any other beach? Shouldn't you avoid any beach in a lightning storm.
Turns out a penis is a perfect lightning rod.
That's the REAL story about Ben Franklin, who was a nudist.
Nah, I'm just fuckin' witcha, although Franklin was sort of into nudity. You should also avoid non-nude beaches in a lightning storm.
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