Jeb Bush Calls Donald Trump a 'Jerk'

Jeb Bush Calls Donald Trump a 'Jerk'

That's true enough, I suppose, but Jeb! has to face the harsh reality that people like that jerk way more than they like him. Such a feeling! It's that same feeling you get in high school when your girl ditches you for the school's biggest douchebag.

I, of course, was able to avoid this situation by BEING the school's biggest douchebag.

Which tells you that I never went to school with Donald Trump.

Trump, ever the classy diplomat, Tweeted: "The last thing our country needs is another BUSH! Dumb as a rock!" and "Jeb has embarrassed himself and his family with his incompetent run for president."