Sunday, January 10, 2016

ISIS Leader Cancels Meeting With Sean Penn

"ISIS Leader Cancels Meeting With Sean Penn"

Penn has opted to revise his plans and will now try to meet with Satan instead.

He is not expected to get the meeting because even Lucifer has some standards. (Although, to be fair, the Prince of Darkness is a fan of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Huge Spicoli guy.)

By the way, the ISIS thing is a fake headline written by Andy Borowitz, although it did fool the usual cast of gullible saps.

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