Friday, March 25, 2016

National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

I find this hard to believe. Ted Cruz has found five women that will have sex with him? He can't even find a guy who will shake his hand.

That creepy mofo apparently gets laid more than I do!

One earlier story suggested that Cruz had been diddling Katrina Pierson, a particularly awkward situation since she is now the spokeswoman for The Donald.

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