"We should be using more holidays as arbitrary points to stop doing things."
"Oliver set the eggnog deadline for New Year's Eve, 'because if you start your calendar year by consuming a beverage with the density and nutritional value of molten steel, scrap the rest of your resolutions and take care of your fucking nog problem.'"
Monday, September 05, 2016
Watch John Oliver Expand 'No White After Labor Day' Rules
Watch John Oliver Expand 'No White After Labor Day' Rules
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