Other Crap

Manchester United start U.S. tour ... met by 12 fans. Hey, there would have been 13 fans, but Ugo got sick. The funny part of the story is that the club had earlier made a decision to whisk the players secretly from the plane to the hotel, as if they were Pitt and Aniston. What planet are they living on? Those guys could walk down the street naked, with their names and "Manchester United" painted on their arses, and still nobody in the USA would bother them!