Other Crap

Did Dick Cheney ask Jay Leno to ban Silent Bob from the Tonight show? Not likely, but it provides some entertaining reading. Now if Conan O'Brien really wants to be cool, he can forget about broadcasting from Canada. Broadcast from Dick Cheney's undisclosed location! I know what you're thinking. "He couldn't have any guests, because then the guests would learn the location of the secure, undisclosed location." There's an answer to that, my friends. Masked Wrestlers, from Parts Unknown.