- Dubya tried to volunteer for 'nam
- The other pilots thought he was a brainiac. "George was like everybody else, except while George was over in a corner reading somebody's autobiography, the rest of us were watching Hee Haw."
- Many now feel that if Dubya had gone to Vietnam, we would have won.
- That was no ordinary autobiography. He was reading Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past" in French. Come to think of it, he WROTE that book. Proust was the beard.
Amazingly, I didn't make the first two up.
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