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President Bush says he can cut the budget deficit in half within five years. In other news, Charles Manson promised that if he is released he will set a five year goal to cut his mass-murdering down to half of its former level. The Ku Klux Klan presented their five year plan to lynch only half as many black guys. Here's a plan for you youngsters who want to be CEO's. (1) Take over a highly profitable company (2) Increase spending and/or decrease revenues enough so that you lose a massive amount of money (3) Hold on to your job by presenting a five year plan designed to cut losses in half in five years.