Other Crap

Christians plan to take over one state, and create a new sovereign Christian nation.

• Geez, I'll miss them.
• They have narrowed their selection to Alabama, Mississippi, and South Carolina. I was thinking more along the lines of New Jersey.
• To be serious for a minute, if they really want to do this, their best bet would be Wyoming. With a population of only 500,000 and lots of room for more, it would be the easiest to wrest control of with a mammoth migration. Plus, there is an existing Wyoming native who could be their first Emperor.
• Legally, however, I think their best bet is in Texas. Contrary to common belief, Texas does not have the right to secede, but it does have the right to split into as many as five states. Therefore, it would be technically possible for these people to move to West Texas somewhere, and eventually get it declared a separate state, albeit not a separate nation. Here is the joint resolution annexing Texas to the United States.