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Sweden, long jealous of its Norwegian neighbor's reputation as the world's most boring country, has launched a counter-offensive of incredibly unimportant headlines. "Swedish elk steals bicycle". That's some big news right there. The name of the elk, by the way, is Droopy Ear. The name of the bicycle has not been revealed, pending an investigation to determine whether it is the same evil, demon-possessed bicycle that has recently terrorized Mr Bush and Mr Kerry.