Other Crap

Back in my day, light wasn't anywhere near as fast. And we liked it that way. No wonder my dad was able to outrun it in that famous race. Actually, he lost the race. He claims he would have won, but he had such a big lead that he stopped at Denny's for the Grand Slam Breakfast, and ended up losing by a hair. To his dying day, he insisted he would have outrun light if he'd eaten the regular breakfast instead of the Grand Slam.