Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Hugh Grant one of the actors being discussed to replace Brosnan as Bond.
  • Bond, James Bond, although ... er ... ehm ... not many people call me James, actually. My mum called me Jimmy, but that got me ... ehm ... thrashed on occasion, so I moved up to ... ehm ... "Jim" when I went to the university. Here, look at this picture. Do you think I'm starting to resemble my mum?
  • Sorry, sorry, Pussy. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question but I just wondered, by any chance, er, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've slept with fewer women than you have, but-but I-I just wondered ... by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot ... Excellent, excellent, fantastic. Better get on to Goldfinger's lair, then ...

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