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Here's your baseball SAT question.

• Your team finishes eleven games behind the Yankees. You pony up $20 million per year to acquire Pujols to replace your Triple-A first baseman. Assuming neither you or the Yankees make any other personnal moves, assuming everyone performs at the same level next year, assuming $120 per bottle, and basing your estimate on a roster of 40 players and coaches, how much additional cash should you set aside for victory champagne?
• Put your pencil away. You don't really need to know any math if you know your baseball. The answer is zero. The Yankees will kick your ass again.