- They actually suggest replacing the tiger with Kirk's dik-dik. I didn't make that up.
- You mean there really is a Kirk's dik-dik which is not attached to William Shatner?
- "According to one website devoted to tiger mating habits, males of the species are unfaithful pedophiles whose flirtation rituals involve domestic violence and spraying large quantities of anal gland excretions and urine."
- Oh, sorry, no. That was actually a website about the mating habits of Catholic priests.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
The Australian questions Viagra's use of a tiger as their commercial spokesman for virility.
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