Other Crap

Group offers $50,000 for proof of Bush service. Fifty thousand, my ass! Talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight. No wonder these dumb bastards can't buy an election. They don't know the price. If you really remember the President during the period when he was in the Alabama Guard, don't take the measly fifty grand. Get in touch with Karl Rove. I'm pretty sure you can get more than a million for this info, plus become a national celebrity shaking hands with the Prez at every stop of his campaign tour. If you can remember the President bravely saving your life during this period, I'm pretty sure you can command nine figures.