Other Crap

During surgery, Bill Clinton had visions of death, supersized French fries.

• "I saw, like, dark masks crushing, like death masks being crushed, in series. Then I'd see these great circles of light. And then, like, Hillary's picture or Chelsea's face would appear on the light, and then they'd fly off into the dark."
• I have to admit it's logical. Hillary's picture would probably scare off even the Grim Reaper. Especially if she was nude. From the rear. "Whoa, I ain't takin' this guy while he has these pictures. That shit's scary!"