Other Crap

The cutting edge of technology: In South Korea, e-mail is only for old people. And in Soviet Russia, the old people ARE the e-mail. Party officials just write a message on their wrinkled foreheads and tell them to take the subway to the recipient. And the people there never use CD's. Here in America you burn CD's, but in Soviet Russia, the CD's burn you! Oops. For a moment there I thought I was Yakov Smirnoff. Just for fun, here is an entire page dedicated to "In Soviet Russia" jokes based on Smirnoff's inspiration.