Sunday, December 26, 2004

The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time.
  • My favorite: A Canadian Christmas with David Cronenberg (1986). Santa is exposed to a previously unknown virus after being attacked by a violent moose, causing him to develop a large, tooth-bearing orifice in his belly and a lustful hunger for human flesh, which he sates by graphically devouring Canadian celebrities on national television.
  • Second fave: Orson Welles and The Mercury Theater Present The Assassination of Saint Nicholas (1939)

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