Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Borowitz: BUSH HIRES TEMP AS HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY. The temp, Grady W. LeBeau, was tapped for the post after filling out an application and scoring "above average" on a typing test administered by the White House's human resources department. The hiring of Mr. LeBeau is believed to be the first time a temporary worker has been appointed to a Cabinet-level post.

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