Other Crap

Oregon State Player Allegedly Caught With Stolen Sheep. I need to tell you that the following are not jokes or comments. They are the facts of the case:

• Although the 200 pound animal was in his vehicle when he was pulled over, he claims that he had nothing to do with the theft. The sheep was planted on him! (Any criminal can plant a murder weapon on you, but planting a sheep takes a truly diabolical mastermind!)
• The sheep was actually a ram which was part of a study on homosexuality in sheep. I guess I can see why he would deny stealing a gay sheep.