Friday, April 29, 2005

Borowitz: MILLIONS FLEE KATIE COURIC
  • Incidents of widespread panic were reported across the country today as millions of terrified Americans fled Katie Couric, the host of the NBC's Today Show. The frenzied exodus marked the latest turn in the storied career of the morning host, once considered America's sweetheart but now widely seen as a ruthless diva capable of crushing all in her path at the slightest whim.

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