Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Paris explains why she is no longer friends with Nicole. I can understand. Paris is a Hegelian, and Nicole has been shown to favor the modernist Christianity of Teilhard de Chardin. A philosophical breach like that is almost impossible to mend. Lucklily Pam Anderson is set to intervene, calling them both "stubborn, immature, unenlightened poo-poo heads."

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