Thursday, April 28, 2005

Under a proposed Alabama bill, public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters. I'm shocked, shocked by the implication that there are actually some books written by straight people! I reckon the only book left in Alabama libraries will be that autobiography written by Jose Canseco. Well, I guess Alabama will save a lot of money that might have been wasted on those dusty old libraries. The bill's author originally wanted to ban even some Shakespeare, until he realized that nobody in Alabama would actually read anything written by Shakespeare.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 28, 2005 at 11:27 PM

    You know, most of us in Alabama can actually read. Hell, there are even some of us who have college degrees! We'd have to know how to read to help keep your site financially stable...

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  2. AnonymousApril 28, 2005 at 11:32 PM

    Shut up you ignorant, pea-brained, Alabaman Idiot!
    Though, I must say it is impressive you managed to type out that post...

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  3. Greg WroblewskiApril 28, 2005 at 11:50 PM

    Ya know, it don't count as readin' iff'n ya move yer lips.

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  4. AnonymousApril 29, 2005 at 1:39 AM

    That Parks feller ain't from Alabamy. He from Mississississississippi.

    And fer ol' Anonymous... It's Alabamian... Now who's pea-brained? Y'all come back now, ya hear?

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  5. AnonymousApril 29, 2005 at 2:55 AM

    Alabaman hahaha, what an idiot.

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  6. AnonymousApril 29, 2005 at 2:01 PM

    There's actually a Shakespeare FESTIVAL in Montgomery every Spring (see: www.asf.net ). I guess that legislator decided banning Will's books might put too much of a damper on that?

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