- The 'Daily News has suggested that Katie Holmes signed a 5-year, $5 million contract to marry Tom Cruise - but according to the contract the two will not have sex. After hearing this, Star Jones' husband fired his agent.
- Despite protests from conservatives, President Bush appointed an openly gay man as his assistant Secretary of Commerce. Bush claimed that a gay man is perfect for the commerce department because "Those people love to shop."
- Someone on E-Bay is selling a piece of toast they claim shows an image of Michael Jackson. Experts say it's the first piece of toast to be black when it went into a toaster - and white when it came out.
- In Japan, a 95-year-old man broke the record in his age bracket for the 100-meter dash. Unfortunately, when the 95-year-old man tried to run through the tape at the finish line it snapped him in half.
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Conan O'Brien's weekly quotables. Some very good jokes. Samples:
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