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Borowitz: "DENTAL MARIJUANA FACES UPHILL FIGHT" ... Obstacles Abound for Weed as Novocaine Replacement

• Dr. Glausen said he was also concerned by the source of funds used to make the study possible: “I’m suspicious of any pro-marijuana study that is underwritten by Frito-Lay.”
• Elsewhere, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he would step down as executive editor of the magazines “Muscle and Fitness” and “Flex,” but that he would retain his editorial position at “Nazi Groper.”