Saturday, July 23, 2005

Love-struck Kenyan offers Bill Clinton 20 head of cattle and 40 goats for the hand of his daughter in marriage. That is a hell of an offer. Twenty cows is enough to feed Kenya. Make me the same offer, and you can have my daughter, a toaster oven (never used), and my extra copy of "Not Another Teen Movie." (Sorry, dude. No Kiswahili subtitles.)

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