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Late Night with Conan O'Brien - weekly quotables:

• "The Rolling Stones' new album contains a song that criticizes President Bush. This marks the first time the Rolling Stones have criticized a President since Millard Fillmore."
• "Rafael Palmeiro is eligible to rejoin the Baltimore Orioles today after serving a 10-day suspension for failing a steroids test. Palmeiro says he spent the time off collecting jars of other men's urine. "
• "In a radio speech this week, President Bush said, 'I will not be satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a job.' Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation."