Thursday, August 25, 2005

Quotables from Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • "Police are on the lookout for a man wearing a diaper who has been approaching women and asking to be changed. Witnesses are describing the man as 'Larry King.'"
  • "Seven cities in Texas are competing to be the future home of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Or, as President Bush plans to call it, 'My Learnin' Shed.'"
  • "It's been reported that a man in California has developed a car that will go 250 miles on one gallon of gas. The man says he's going to start driving it as soon as he saves up enough money to buy one gallon of gas."


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