Other Crap

Texas Tech wins over their third straight patsy. In the best story of the college football season, Tech continued its romp over silly opponents.

• This week they scored 49 in the first half against Indiana State. ISU is not only a division I-AA team, but a poor one, having stretched their record to 0-4. I don't suppose they would be a good match for the top high school teams in Texas.
• Last week Tech scored 49 in the first half against another I-AA school, Sam Houston (The Sam Houston Institute of Technology, as we call it here in Texas. That's not the real name, but check out the initials.)
• Sam Houston is the only Tech opponent to have won a game this year, their only win coming against Bacone College, a tiny school in Muskogee originally "dedicated to the Christian education of American Indians," which somehow managed to avoid a direct matchup with Tech.
• In Week 1, Tech scored a mere 56-3 victory over Florida International, which is rated #8 in ESPN's bottom ten, is 0-3 for the season, and lost their only conference game 66-24, while allowing their opponents to rewrite their team record book.
• Not surprisingly, Tech is ranked No. 1 in the nation in scoring offense, and total offense.
• Next week, Tech plays Kansas, which has also built a 3-0 record against pussy opponents, but has not even won very convincingly. (They played a very tight game against that mighty "bottom ten" powerhouse Florida Atlantic, finally emerging on the winning side of a 30-19 game. At one point Florida Atlantic was ahead 13-12!!).
• For next year, Tech is hoping to open against DeVry and The University of Phoenix