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• "We've received a tip from a reader in Minnesota that airline reservation records indicate a person with the same name as a Vikings player purchased at least one of the tickets apparently used to transport the entertainment from other states to the Twin Cities for the escapades on the S.S. Love Sponge. If plane fare was purchased for the purposes of transporting a person across state lines for prostitution or illegal sexual activity, a violation of Title 18, Section 2421 has occurred. The penalty is 1-to-10 years in the hoosegow."