Friday, October 14, 2005

Zarqawi: I Hate My Boss. Weekend retreat with al-Qaeda.
  • "After lunch, the next round of stupidity: another one of those retarded 'team building' activities. These consultants divided us into color-coded teams, and gave us big bags of styrofoam cups and tongue depressors. The idea was that we were supposed to compete to build the highest cup tower. What the fuck this had to do with restoring the caliphate, I had no idea, but during the debrief the consultant finally said it was 'an exercise to help you discover cooperation strategies.' Oh brilliant. Maybe you could have told me that before I decapitated those three idiots on the Blue Team."

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