Other Crap

Here's a cheery review: "Basic Instinct 2 is going to go down in history as not only one of the worst sequels of all time, but also one of the worst films of all time."

• "ritish actor David ‘Who?’ Morrissey is so inexcusably bad and so transparently bland – his face encompasses the one fatigued expression for the film’s duration, looking like a guy that’s taken one too many Talohexane- that it’ll have everyone wondering why the heck he was chosen. Morrissey may have well been a pillow; he would’ve produced about as much heat in the bedroom scenes."