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CLASSIC LETTER TO THE EDITOR

• "Here is a potential solution to three problems: dig a deep trench along the Mexican border from Texas to California. Take the dirt from the trench and use it to raise the ground level of New Orleans above sea level. Fill the ditch with water to make a moat. Bring those pesky bad gators from Florida and throw them in the moat. Voila! Three problems solved."