Other Crap

Soy products are turning our kids into homosexuals

I don't usually like to do this, but I feel kind of obligated to point out that the following is apparently not a humor article. Although it seems to have been written by Stephen Colbert or Andy Borowitz, it is in fact dead serious.

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them."