Other Crap

Court battle over Anna Nicole Smith draws huge encampment of reporters.

As Ace Ventura would say, I've solved that pesky Anna Nicole death mystery thingie.

First of all: who had the most to gain from her death? Obviously the media.

Second: could it have been accidental? Obviously not. Murder is much better for ratings

Third, how can one determine which of the many media vultures is guilty? Hey, murder carries the death penalty. If caught, the killer could lose his life. I ask you, who has the least life to lose?

The only possible solution: Larry King killed her.

I hope they've dusted that hotel room for suspenders.