It's on the net, it must be true ...

Britney Spears Caught Defecating in Target Store

"Clean up in aisle nine. Britney Spears was caught by a paparazzo defecating in the cosmetics aisle of a Target store yesterday afternoon. When she was approached by a courteous Target associate, the pop-star-turned-public-eyesore became irate and abusive. 'What the fuck's wrong with all y'all?' shouted Ms. Spears. 'How'd you like it if I barged in on you while you was taking a crap? If that's the way all y'all treat your guests in Tarzhay, y'all can kiss my ass.'"