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"Sanjaya has quite a weekend ahead of him. He's going to the White House Correspondents' dinner on Saturday night, which means there's a really good chance he will meet President Bush. It's crazy to think that a guy who did not get the most votes, who's not good at what he does, is famous despite the fact that he is consistently horrible, would get the chance to go to the White House and meet Sanjaya." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Really, Alberto Gonzales? You're not going to resign? ... During the hearings, you said 'I don't remember' or ' I don't recall' over 50 times. Don't lawyers need to have good memories? ... I'd rather have the guy from 'Memento' as a lawyer. My Commodore 64 has more memory than you." --- Seth Meyers

"Gonzales is not exactly a constitutional scholar. At one point, he tried to plead the fifth dimension." --Bill Maher

"Also in the hot seat on the Democratic side is John Edwards. ... He's the one who talks a lot about poverty. Apparently, he got a $400 haircut. Now the other Democratic candidates are running away from haircuts. Hillary Clinton apparently cuts her own hair ... although she did once walk in on Bill getting a little trim" --Bill Maher