"The former president of Russia, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away. He left behind a bar tab of $3.2 billion." --Jay Leno"Are you folks excited about the 2008 presidential campaign? ... Hillary Clinton says that if she's elected, she will name her husband Bill Clinton a roving ambassador to the world. ... Hmmm. Let me think about this. Bill Clinton traveling around the world without his wife? No, I can't see anything going wrong there." --David Letterman
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