"Ian Rumpsworthy, the diminutive baby-faced former captive who won the hearts of millions as Britain's 'Littlest Marine,' embraced Pastor Duane Gunderson around the waist and emotionally thanked the insurgent Lutheran strongman for approving his release. 'I only hope I wasn't too much trouble for you sir,' said Rumpsworthy, choking back tears. 'If you are ever in Phlegmfordshire, I insist you do pop by for tea and scones.'"
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