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Greatest invention since canned beer? "Environmentally Friendly Robotic Lawnmower Does the Work and Puts Itself Away When it's Done!"

"Doesn't Require Any Gas or Oil and is Eco-friendly With No Pollution and Zero Emissions"

Hell, that's BETTER than canned beer. This might be the greatest invention since God made woman with that whole rib thing.

Despite what I wrote above, this is not a satire site. It's a real invention, with a real website and a real phone number. It will be demonstrated at the National Hardware Show in Orlando on Tuesday.