Monday, June 18, 2007

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BRITNEY SPEARS ANNOUNCES PLANS TO EXPOSE ANUS
"Rather than accidentally expose this private part as she did the other two, Britney is taking control of how and when she displays her butthole to the world."

Soon after the message was posted, TMZ.com created a new section on its website titled Britney Butt Watch 2007. "I think 2007 is going to be a big year for celebs to show their anuses," said entertainment media critic Roberta Elohssa. "Paris started the trend of celebs showing their cooches and soon everybody was doing it. But this time Brit wants to be ahead of the curve and she has realized that people are tired of vaginas. They want to see assholes."

If people want to see assholes, can't they just be content with Donald Trump?

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