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Toy tune offends mothers

Get this - the musical scale is politically incorrect. Fisher-Price has a toy piano that articulates the doe-ray-me-fa-so-la-tee-doe sounds. It seems that if toddlers play certain notes, they can create naughty sentences, or something. The specific complaint is that fa-me-ray-me sounds too much like Fuck Me, Rape Me.

Yeah, I know it's ludicrous, but they have filed a complaint with the New Mexico attorney general's office, because apparently in New Mexico the attorney general has plenty of time to waste on that kind of crap!