Saturday, November 17, 2007

CBBC Newsround | Animals | Robot roaches fool the real thing

Top invention of the new millennium: robot cockroaches
Finally! All the cute antics of real cockroaches with none of the sanitation problems. I've already ordered 10,000 of them for my garage.

Scoopy's three laws of cockroach robotics. (1) a robot cockroach must have unlimited battery life to that it may continue to socialize with its fellow cockroaches when no humans are left on the planet to provide direction; (2)a robot cockroach must not be used by humans to kill real cockroaches, except of course for amusement; (3)a robot cockroach must be fun to squish with a heavy boot or burn with a magnifying glass.

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