Proposal to fix Pacific with 'urea' dump - Telegraph

You can fight global warming by pissing in the sea.

I've done my part. I've never pissed in the ocean, but I've taken a drunken piss in the mighty Oswegatchie River, father of waters, which flows into the St Lawrence, which in turn flows into the ocean eventually. That probably makes me the thin red line which prevents our existing climate from turning to a trans-planetary wasteland. Where, oh where I ask, is my Nobel Peace Prize?