The DoucheOMeter Article on Maxim.com : Hot Girls, Sex, Photos, Hot Videos, Sports, Movies and Music

The DoucheOMeter "Some things blow way more than others. Luckily, we have a knack for gathering the suckiest of the suck and putting them on a list!"

I wonder what Carson Daly would blow on the breath-based version of the DoucheOMeter. Now that I think about it, it would make no sense to measure him on some external scale. In fact, he should be the standard of measurement. They measure radiation in Roentgens. They measure bad movies in Beans. Douchiness could be measured in Dalys, with 1.00 or 100 equal to a "full Carson."