Monday, December 03, 2007

MAYBE SHE HAS A PAPER ROUTE - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Why was Amy Winehouse wandering around in her bra at 5 A.M.?
"She came outside because I've decided to spring my sex trap. She's so hot and sexy I just can't help myself. I dug a big hole in her yard and covered it with a filthy blanket and some needles. She came out to sniff around but the stupid photographers had to ruin it. Oh enchantress, you haunt me with your siren song, you will be mine!!!"

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