Sunday, February 03, 2008

Proposed Mississippi law would make it a crime to serve food to fat people.
The criteria for "fat" would be determined by the prestigious Mississippi Council on Obesity.

I didn't make any of this up.

Hilarious late addition: one of our readers looked up the criteria and found that California's famous Governator is technically obese by the official Mississippi standards. If he visits, the governor of Mississippi will not be able to feed him!

"I WON'T be ba-a-ck. At least not without my lunch pail."

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